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16.Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
17.Yo mama's so big, she cant wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her back
18.Yo mama's so big, she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide
19.Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to ."One size fits most"
20.Yo mama's so big, when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody.
21.Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway

22.Yo mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed half the show.
23.Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is, "D@*&"

24.Yo mama's  so fat, that she uses a washing machine to make her self a shake.
25.Yo mama's so fat, when you hung her picture on the wall, the whole wall fell down.
26.Yo mama's so fat, and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way.
27.Yo mama's  so fat, that when she goes to Seaworld, the whales throw fish to her.
28.Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
29.Yo mama's so fat, she broke the Arch Deluxe.
30.Yo mama's so fat, she showers in a carwash.
31.Yo mama's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.
32.Yo mama's so fat, I took her out to eat and the waiter asked me if I wanted an estimate.
33.Yo mama's so fat, Richard Simmons won't deal her a meal.
34.Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's a truck backing up.
35.Yo mama's so fat, if she put on a red raincoat she could be the Kool-Aid Man.
36.Yo mama's  so fat, she looks like she's smuggling volkswagons
Yo mama's  so fat, when she gets her shoes shined she has to take the man's word for it! 
37.Yo mama's so fat, she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back into the ocean!
38.Yo mama's so fat, she was standing down on the street corner, and the police came along and told
her to break it up.
39.Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to conclusions
40.Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
41.Yo mama's so fat, the police dog's stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack.
42.Yo mama's so fat, she takes up two Netcom accounts!
43.Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
44.Yo mama's so fat, she can sell shade.
45.Yo mama's so fat, you can slap her thighs and ride the waves.
46.Yo moma's  so fat, that I had to take 2 planes, a bus, and a train to get to her good side.
47.Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.
48.Yo mama's so fat, we're in her right now.
49.Yo mama's so fat, her highschool picture was an aerial photograph.
50.Yo mama's so fat, when she puts on a grey sweater people say it becomes a cloudy day.
51.Yo mama's so fat, she has to use the driveway as her ironing board.
52.Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
53.Yo mama's so fat, she buys her clothes in only three sizes: Large, Extra-large, and Yo Mama Size.
54.Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street with a yellow rain coat,people shout "Taxi!"
55.Yo mama's so fat, when she went out in high heels she came back in flip flops.
56.Yo mama's so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean, the Spanish tried to clame her as a new
continent.
57.Yo mama's so fat, when she died they have to widen the gates of heaven!
58.Yo moma's so fat, she needs to buy group insurance.
59.Yo mama's so fat, they had to put in speed bumps at the buffet resturant!
60.Yo moma's so fat, that when she won a fat beauty contest they sang: "There she is... North America"
61.Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
62.Yo mama's so fat, she broke the family tree.
63.Yo mama's so fat, she's the same height standing up or lying down.
64.Yo mama's  so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
65.Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 lbs.
66.Yo mama's is so fat, when she bends over we lose an hour of day light.
67.Yo mama's so fat, she went outside wearing a coke-cola t-shirt, and a kid tried to put coins in her
ear and press her belly button.
68.Yo mama's so fat, Bill Gates can't pay for her lyposuction.
69.Yo mama's so fat, someone threw a rock at her back and hit her in the stomach!
70.Yo mama's so fat, if the world ever blew up, we could use yo mama as a spare.
71.Yo mama's  so fat, hurricane Fran was just you mama blowing her nose.
72.Yo mama's so fat, she installed chairs in the refrigerator.
73.Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
74.Yo mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
75.Yo mama's so fat her blood type is ragu
76.Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
77.Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
78.Yo mama's so fat, she can't even tie her own shoes.
79.Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
80.Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs
81.Yo mama's so fat, she eats wheat thicks.
82.Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in six sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us and the 3 above. 
83.Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"

84.Yo mama's so fat, she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
85.Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.
85Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big
86.Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY ..
87.Yo mama's so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
88.Yo mama's so fat,she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose
89.Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.
90.Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out
91.Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.
92.Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.
93.Yo mama's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy
94.Yo mama's so fat, that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
95.Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
96.Yo mama's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
97.Yo mama's so fat, uses blanket as a washcloth
98.Yo mama's so fat, when i took her to the beach, little kids say

 "Free Willy, Free WIlly"

99.Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
100,Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
101.Yo mama's so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
102.Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
103.Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house she REALLY sits AROUND the house
104.Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" 
105.Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her @$$ back in the water.
106.Yo mama's so fat, you smell like bacon at 90 degrees
107.Yo mama's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips.
108.Yo mama's  so fat, that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
109.Yo moma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was when she was looking down at the scale.
110.Yo mama's so fat, she put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean to use as a waterbed.
111.Yo mama's so fat, when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
112.Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps she goes through the Earth's core and out the other side.
113.Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
114.Yo mama's so fat, she was to stand in two different time zones.

Yo mama's is so dumb, that when she took y'all to Disney World and came to a sign that said "Disney
World Left" she turned around and took y'all home!
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a blood test and failed.
Yo mama's so dumb, she can't make ice without the recipe.
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a glass to an Ice-T concert.
Yo mama's so dumb, she runs around the bed at night to catch some sleep.
Yo mama's so dumb, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops.
Yo mama's so dumb, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama's so dumb, she sat on TV & watched the couch
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought St Ives was a Catholic church.
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl
Yo mama's so dumb, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama's so dumb, that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama's so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo mama's so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama's so dumb, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama's is dumber then these jokes.

Yo mama's so stupid, her parents had to hire a tutor to teach her how to scribble.
Yo mama's is so stupid, she sat at a stop sign for half an hour waiting for it to turn green.
Yo mama's so stupid, she opened a box of Cheerios and thought they were doughnut seeds.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the power went out in the shopping mall, she was stuck on the escalator
for 3 hours!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from an M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.
Yo mama's so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game! \

Yo mama is so old she's in God's year
book.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's was so stupid, she thought that the Salvation Army won the war.
Yo mama's so stupid, when you said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the $.99 store.
Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a solar power flashlight and used it at night.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama' so stupid, she threw a rock at the floor and missed.
Yo mama's  so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because the label said
"concentrate."
Yo mama's is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to an "over eighteen only" club she brought seventeen friends.
Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't read a book on tape.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a Jehovas Witness was someone who testified in court.
Yo mama's is so stupid, she thinks the last supper's when the food stamps run out.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her the government's quotas for minorities, and she said, "What's the big
deal about 25 cents?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out of a building and went up.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Mins
Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "um....Levis?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and i said Y she said "cause I wana know"
Yo mama's so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.

Yo mama's so stupid, that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo mama's so stupid, that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked You "What is the number for 911".
Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama's so stupid, I locked her in the bathroom and she peed her pants.
Yo mama's is so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.

Yo mama so short, you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short, she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short, she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short, she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so short, she models for trophys.
Yo mama so short, she is the original Q-tip.
Yo mama so short, she poll vaults with a toothpick.

Yo mama so tall, she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall, she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida

Yo mama's so poor, when  I walked out of her apartment the rat tripped me and the roach stole my
wallet.
Yo mama's  so poor, she can't pay attention.
Yo mama's so poor, I went in to the front gate of your house and I tripped out the back gate.
Yo mama's so poor, she chased down the garbage truck with her shopping list.
Yo mama's so poor, when I seen her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving."
Yo mama's so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she has to say, "DING!"
Yo mama's so poor, burglars break into house so they can leave money.
Yo mama's so poor, she can only afford the "Wel" on the "Welcome" mat.
Yo mama's so poor, she waves around a popscicle stick and calls it air-conditioning.
Yo mama's so poor, she's trying to get married so she can get the rice at the wedding.
Yo mama's so poor, I asked her what was for dinner and she popped ME in the oven.
Yo mama's so poor, your TV's got two channels: on and off.
Yo mama's so poor, she eats cereal with a fork so she can save milk.
Yo mama's so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama's so poor, they put her face on a foodstamp.
Yo mama's so poor, she used a tumbleweed for a Christmas tree.
Yo mama's so poor, she hangs the toilet paper to dry.
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her trying to put a food stamp into a gumball machine.
Yo mama's so poor, saw her wrestle a squirrel for a peanut.
Yo mama's so poor, you can't kill the roaches in your house, cause they pay half the rent.
Yo mama's so poor, that, when I stepped on her skateboard, she said "Hey! Why did you break our family car?!"
Yo mama's so poor, that if I went to her house for dinner, and when I ask "What's for dinner?" she would say," Air."

Yo mama's so ugly, when she walked in to Taco Bell everybody ran for the border!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it doesn't look back.
Yo mama's so ugly,  when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly, had to get her baby drunk just so she could breastfeed.
Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was a kid and played in the sandbox, cats tried to bury her.
Yo mama's is so ugly, I shot her and I died.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she fell off the ugly tree she hit every branch on the way down.
Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Madusa to stone.
Yo mama's so ugly, she scares blind children.
Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy had to put the mirror inside the medicine cabinet.
Yo mama's  so ugly, a freight train took a dirt road to avoid her.
Yo mama's so ugly, a train took a dirt road to avoid her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, her parents fed her with a sling-shot.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was a baby her mom had to get drunk to feed her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made pigs grow wings and fly away.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama's so ugly, they taped "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "thanks for bringing her back
Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around  her neck
Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama'said "What a treasure!" and her  father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it
Yo mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks  out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back
Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama's so ugly, that Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her butt.
Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
Yo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama's so ugly, they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!
Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty
Yo mama's so ugly, when she passes by a bathoom the toilet flushes.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everYone.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama'saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama!
Yo mama's so ugly, Yo dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so ugly, You could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies
Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with slingshots.
When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this shit away!"
Yo mamma's so ugly, that everyone in the whole world said"Nice and scary costume!" to her!

I don't really get some of these, but oh well.